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Funny Retirement Sayings

* Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive
* Lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away
* Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance
* Bank managers don't retire, they just lose interest
* Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day
* Teachers don’t retire, they just mark time
* Roofers don’t retire, they just wipe the slate clean
* Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings
* Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off
* Musicians never retire, they just decompose
* Farmers never retire, they just go to seed
* Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down
* Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties
* Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it
* Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out